I went out this morning to drive around and see if I could get some snow pics. My first stop was this ditch-line with a couple of fence-posts bracketing the shot.
Interesting textures and shadows but nothing spectacular. I gingerly made my way over the bank to take the shot.
Then I experienced a stupid attack. Remember this is a ditch line. Ditches carry water. The snow was already deep enough but one step further plunged me to my waist in snow. When I put my left foot down to stabilize myself, it went even deeper and under water. I could feel my nice warm insulated boot filling with really cold, mucky, ditch run-off.
So there I was, trying to hold my camera up with one hand and trying harder not to get any deeper into the ditch. As I was flailing about in what Patrick McManus calls "a modified stationary panic," I quickly realized that I was in an extradition deficit condition---I was stuck. Worse, I was over the bank, out of sight from the road, with one foot thoroughly soaked in icewater and the rest of me immersed in snow.
The thought occurred to me that at least I could call for help on my cell phone. Then I remembered my cell phone was plugged into the charger in the car. When stupid attacks, it brings the whole load.
Obviously, since you are seeing this picture and reading this post, I made it out. It took a fair bit of wallowing but I made it back to the car semi-exhausted and drove home.
A hair dryer is blowing warm air into my boot. My waterlogged jeans are in the wash, and I fixed myself a cup of hot tea.
The morning just kept getting more interesting. While fixing my tea, I noticed a small puddle of water on the counter. Looking up, the outside corner of the ceiling over the counter was covered with droplets of water. I found the same moisture in my bedroom and in the guest bedroom.
A call to handyman Warren Kinder confirmed my suspicions. It was condensation caused by the really cold air outside and the really average insulation where the ceiling meets the roof. I wiped down the moisture best I could and turned down the humidifier.
Nothing that can't be fixed, but I think I'll stay inside for a while.